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Always remember to empty your bladder before partaking in possibly perilous adventures.
Jakub “Koobismo” Riedel wanted to become Poland’s first professional lobster trainer, but failed miserably. Dabbles in game development and writing, known to converse with products of pop culture. You can catch his other work – including the Marauder Shields webcomic – at his site, Koobismo.com. Often hangs around Twitter, trying to convince the world that all it needs is just a little bit of Ecco the Dolphin.
Note: this is a work of parody, created under the terms of fair use.
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Published: Apr 28, 2015 07:00 pm