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Asherons Call: New Player Parody

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Annkara of Leafcull has submitted a parody of Stone Temple Pilot’s Plush, entitled Olthoi

And I see, the olthoi running scared.

Do you have some stamina I can borrow?

And I smell, the olthoi’s rancid stench,

The Dragonknights are here

And they’re squealing

Get the rest of this Olthoi anthem here. Got a parody? Send it in!

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