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Asherons Call: New Parody, Yo

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If someone out there has a nasty case of the Monday’s, then we’ve got the cure! Or at least something to relieve the burn. Dierdre the Pain of Thistledown has penned Drain’em Up Style for your rapping pleasure.

Here’s a snippet:

Hey Magey!
When the tuskers wanna get bludgeon-wild
Just go back and Drain ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on your wand
And drain’em to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh

Check the whole thing here.

If you wanna run with my Parody crew, then send your fly rhymes to Ramen! Peace out.

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