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Stolen Pixels #28: Reboot Camp

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An MMO-styled war can be a little strange. Actually, MMO anything is strange. I can imagine what their recruiting posters are like:

Be all you can be or see your family enslaved by the Bane.

Join the Army and take advantage of our buy-one-get-one-free plasma rifles.

Join the Army! It’s all coed now!

An Army of one. No, for real this time.

Shamus Young is a programmer and writer by trade, videogame nitpicker by inclination. If you have the patience for more of his ramblings, they can be found at ShamusYoung.com.

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