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Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

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The dull, gray Norton Internet Security package isn’t likely to generate too much excitement in anyone these days, but toss Dokken and some uncooked poultry into the mix and suddenly you’ve got one of the best advertisements to come along since the Night Elf Mohawk.

You probably don’t use Norton Internet Security and you probably don’t listen to Dokken. But that’s okay, because if Norton is a chicken and Dokken is a computer virus, then it’s not really relevant. The important thing to remember is this: Dokken does not like chicken and will blow up your computer if you’re not careful.

That may not actually be the point, but that doesn’t matter either. What matters is that these three ads for Norton Internet Security 2010 are rockin’ with Dokken! And chicken. Would you like to allow Dokken to have its way with your chicken?

Source: Blabbermouth.net

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