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An Occupational Hazard

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Expecting EA to change its general behavior is a mug’s game, but I do admit I occasionally long for the day when the company stops trying to piss on my face and tell me it’s raining. But hey, this is EA, the only way that’ll happen is if they try to sell weather commentary DLC with its next round of golden showers.

That’s right, folks. Poop and piss jokes on the same day, you don’t get that in Garfield.

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