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Asherons Call: A Different Sort of Parody

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Ninetoes of Morningthaw has dedicated to his Patron a moving parody of Walt Whitman’s Oh Captain, My Captain. It just goes to show you that our parody section can serve a noble end when the opportunity presents itself.


O Patron! my Patron! rise up and hear the cheer;

Rise up-for you Ulgim has opened his home and let loose the beer;

Head over to our Parody section for the rest of Oh Patron, My Patron. And should you wish to culture yourself with the original poem, it can be found here.

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