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Asherons Call: Kwip is Back!

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Well, kindaā€¦but weā€™re not so sure that is a good thing, either. Instead of me trying to summarize, I let him do it for me because itā€™s easier and Iā€™m lazy.
[blockquote]In case youā€™re interested, Iā€™ve managed to make it out of the training dungeons (again) and what do I discover? Banderlingsā€¦in purple leotards?

[A href=ā€http://www.neenerneener.net/absolutenm/anmviewer.asp?a=311&z=10
ā€ target=ā€_blankā€]http://www.neenerneener.net/absolutenm/anmviewer.asp?a=311&z=10[/a]

Iā€™m all for Turbine trying to scare us players, but isnā€™t this a bit -too- scary? Be advised, this story deals with the highly questionable subject of the Banderlingsā€™ sexual orientation, so there might possibly be some people feeling they need to take offense out of general principle. Consider yourself warned![/blockquote]

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