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Fraught with Peril

Obscure Resolutions Are Easier To Keep

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Published: Jan 1, 2014 02:00 pm

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More than 75% of New Year’s resolutions fail. It has been proven that shared resolutions are easier to keep. I humbly submit mine to you and ask that you join me on this transcendental journey of self-improvement. I am also considering umbilicoplasty.

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