It’s only a few months into the new generation, but the PS4 is already winning the porn console war.
There are plenty of things we consider when comparing new consoles: raw power, graphical capabilities, game line-ups… oh, and which one’s better for watching porn, of course. And when it comes to using the SugarDVD app, the results are in: PS4 owners are watching three times as much porn as Xbox One owners.
That discrepancy can be somewhat explained by the fact that Sony has sold more PlayStation 4 consoles than Microsoft has sold Xbox Ones–but not three times as many. There’s no clear reason why PS4 owners are using SugarDVD three times as much as their console war rivals, but perhaps it has something to do with Microsoft’s Kinect camera watching… always watching… that makes it less ideal as a porn machine.
Buzzfeed even has a list of the top ten SugarDVD movies for December 2013 on both systems, and there’s some variance among them. While PS4 owners love tasteful masterpieces like It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter! 13 and Top Heavy Tarts 6 and 11, Xbox One owners are more into refined classics such as Top Heavy Tarts 24 and 25. You can find the full list for each system, as well as top categories, over at Buzzfeed–you know, if you’re not too busy with your PornStation 4.
Published: Jan 2, 2014 10:08 pm