Linkās Ascend ability is, according to some, the most useful ability in the whole of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. But for me itās a horrible, horrible nightmare just waiting to happen. And every time I reluctantly use it, Iām convinced Iām about to doom the Legendary Swordsman to, at best, an agonizing death.
Frankly, Iām baffled that no one else sees it that way. I canāt be the only one who watches Link launch himself through the ceiling and imagines him justā¦ stopping, his twitching legs protruding from a wall of solid rock.
When he emerges from the other side, tapping A is usually enough to free him, but what if, one day, that prompt isnāt there? What if, in trying to solve a shrine, youād condemned him to spend the rest of his life half in and half out of that slab?
That might sound like an unlikely scenario, but this is a world where, even before the Gloom seeped out of the ground, you only had to breathe on a weapon and it would break. Why should I put any more trust in Linkās Zonai-given abilities?
Why does Ascend give me the chills in Tears of the Kingdom? My love of horror is largely to blame. In fact, itās probably down to one novel in particular, Darkfall, by Stephen Laws. This was one of the first āproperā horror books I ever read, and it scared the living daylights out of me.
It featured a phenomenon, an otherworldly lightning storm, that resulted in people being sucked into the walls of buildings. But instead of just dying, they were somehow preserved, still alive, within the structure.
At least most of them were ā a handful were disgorged from the walls, changed. So even if you werenāt touching one of the walls when the Darkfall was in effect, you were in danger of being mauled by some half-human, half-concrete abomination.
It might sound a little Garth Marenghi when I describe it, but itās a fantastic read and I still dip into it every now and again. Coupled with all the horror media Iāve since consumed, Iām inclined to see the unsettling. If thereās a disturbing angle to be had, thereās every chance Iāll wander down that gloomy mental alleyway.
So, unless a situation forces me to use it, such as getting into a mayoral candidateās shed, Iāve found myself steering clear of Ascend. Just thinking about it gives me an unpleasant sensation in the pit of my stomach.
The revelation as to the true nature of Ascend should have put me in a better frame of mind. It turns out that, instead of actually clipping through the surface in question, the world is temporarily erased and Link is transported to a dark green box.
Instead, I found myself considering an equally terrible fate, entombed alive without the slimmest hope of rescue. What are Zelda, Purah, and the other Hyrulians going to do? Dig into a void that exists outside normal space? So, on top of my previous unease, I ended up thinking about the horrors of premature burial.
I know Iām missing out on all sorts of shortcuts and silly shenanigans. Maybe youāre awestruck by the sheer wonder of Ascend in Tears of the Kingdom, fascinated that you can use it to get the drop on Stone Taluses; Iām thinking about that one episode of Doctor Who but with Linkās face fused to the paving slab.
So for me, Ascend is off limits unless Tears of the Kingdom downright forces me to use it. Iāll never get to fly right up a statueās ass, and Iāll just have to live with losing out on that experience.
Published: Jun 23, 2023 12:52 pm